HOW BUSINESS IS DONE...

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>HOW BUSINESS IS DONE...  
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>Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.  
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>Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.  
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>Son : "I will choose my own bride!"  
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>Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."  
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>Son : "Well, in that case..."  
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>Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.  
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>Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."  
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>Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"  
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>Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."  
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>Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."  
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>Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.  
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>Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."  
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>President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"  
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>Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."  
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>President: "Ah, in that case..."  
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>This is how business is done!!